i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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