Ambien. No doubt about it.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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