he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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