like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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