Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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