So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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