i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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