Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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