you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Actions speak louder than pants.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize