the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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