He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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