sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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