he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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