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(563): View more from Iowa

I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death

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(714): View more from California

Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card

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(254): View more from Texas

He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym

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He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.

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