Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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