I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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