am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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