I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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