So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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