what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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