I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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