what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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