so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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