He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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