That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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