No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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