Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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