Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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