soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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