hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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