he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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