I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
