yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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