Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can Purell be used as lube?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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