letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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