I want to have your abortion
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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