new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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