do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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