Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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