I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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