HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
how drunk are you?
Several
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
