god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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