is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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