k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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