Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Randomize
