Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We are all done wearing pants today
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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