big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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