The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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