I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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