just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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