And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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