Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
