So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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