even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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