its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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