Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
