ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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