Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
