So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
