just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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